My Big Fat...

You have:
My Big Fat Greek Wedding...
... My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance... (<-- check out that website, it's hilarious!)



I have:
My Big (Fat) Blue Whale (<-- just think eight years older and none of the fancy schmancy leather interior, navigator system...)
So I was thinking today... when and if I ever have kids, I am not going to have that thrill of being the "soccer mom" in the "suburban mom's car" since I already drive the Big Blue Whale and already given the title of "soccer mom" now...
la... la... la...