Dudes in Seattle

Two Dudes in Seattle I know
one engaged and the other on the go
To seattle i shall go
next summer
for the wedding show

Friends they are
whom i met in a bar
making me laugh each day
giving me hot tips for goods on ebay

The first would be J
who goes to work and plays all day
pacific gold and almond roca he proclaims
putting sam's club and walmart to shame...s

The other would be Al
grow up one day perhaps he shall
for him the girls always wait
for his attention
and that one special date

But caution i scream
to girls ready to deem
Al worthy of all
for he is a dangerous person
waiting for you to fall
for him
and when you do
you would have wished you knew
that al smells his own shoe

Dudes they be
already set free
ready for turkey meat
they love to eat
and al, especially,
with a stick to beat